Wednesday, January 26, 2011

a real man.

A real man is a woman's best friend.

[i want him to be my bff and some]

He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that......

Never mind.

cheers! happy hump day :)


Ashley said...

haha - um, can you give that mr. up there my address? thanks! ;)

this post was hilarious.

and yes, you totally need kardashian silly bandz in your life!

Nini said...

Loved this post! Definitely made me laugh!

Marz said...

ahahahaha :) TOO funny!! Now I'm wondering why in the world am I not a wine drinker?!?! But the same can be said for Apple Martinis - my drink of choice does all those things for me :)

Faith said...

hahaha too funny! now i want a glass of wine!

bananas. said...

bahahahaha!!! ain't that the truth!

i wouldn't be surprised if that nekkid man was gay.

melifaif said...

Bwahahahahahaha!!!! I was wondering what kind of crack you were smokin'...LOL!!!! Love it mayne.

Adorably Distracted... said...

lol i needed a laugh!