Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment.. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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p.s. thank you for all of your kind and encouraging words...they mean more than you'll ever know! :)
10 comments:
Hahaha! This has started my morning out right! Thank you for sharing :)
Yep...love it!
AH! That is too good! Love her quick response. hahaha
Emily w/Amazing Grapes
Hahahaha! Ahhhhh, this is the funniest thing ever!!
love this! i know i can always stop by your blog for a dose of inspiration or a good laugh! :)
hehehe, that is too funny! love it!
hahah, nice! I read but I don't think I would come up with that excuse so quickly :) Would like to think I would though!
hahahah this just cracked me up!! It is so true though, it is awesome that you stood up for yourself & got away with it. I wouldn't be so brave! xox
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Blessings,
Kat
www.maryanddyer.blogspot.com
This literally made me crack up out loud! Loved it!
haha!! good point, lady :)
hope you're having a great day!
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