PONDERISMS.

a co-worker sent me this email.

gotta love forwards at work (:

the "thangs" that make you go...hmmmmmm, right?

" I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.


" There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

" Life is sexually transmitted.

" Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

" The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

" Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

" Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

" Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

" All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

" In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


" How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

" Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'?

“ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

" Why does your OB-GYN leave the room while you get undressed as if they are not going to look up there anyway?

" If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

" If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

" Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

" Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? - haha, we all do this!

" Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

" Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?