a co-worker sent me this email.
gotta love forwards at work (:
the "thangs" that make you go...hmmmmmm, right?
" I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
" There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
" Life is sexually transmitted.
" Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
" The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
" Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
" Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
" Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
" All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
" In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
" How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
" Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'?
“ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
" Why does your OB-GYN leave the room while you get undressed as if they are not going to look up there anyway?
" If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
" If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
" Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
" Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? - haha, we all do this!
" Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
" Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?