oh no, not me! a friend of mine is getting married on saturday, so tonight will be her last night out as a single woman! so if you see a large group of annoying rowdy girls all dressed up, a little tipsy and wayyyyy to happy...don't be jealous! come join the fun! it's a celebrations bitches! i will be accepting alcoholic beverages, so please feel free. i never turn down a free drink! i mean really, who does that?!?!?$? not this gurl!
don't talk to me, just buy me a drink please!